IM FUXIN PISSED! DA has officially OFFENDED me!

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So I log in and look at the peculiar new avatar on my page and think I got hacked... then I realize it is a FUCKING TWILIGHT banner!

AND I cant figure out how to fucking disable the diseased rotting feculent heap of steaming offal that it is. It OFFENDS ME!

YES, OFFENDS ME!

WHY, because I HATE all things TWILIGHT with a raging passion! I have very very good reasons for hating twilight, it is a symbol of ALL that I stand against! A derivitive story that is poorly written and that promotes to an entire generation of girls to be weak and helpless and defining themselves by the men they are with.... has society REALLY gone this far backward? Whatever happened to GIRL POWER?  Whatever happened to girls who were BETTER and MORE BADASS than the boys? You know like CATWOMAN who didnt wait for a man to rescue her, she fucking wrecked anyone who fucked with her and lived life HER WAY, completely AMMORAL (NOT "IMMORAL" because she HAD her own moality, just not the same construct as everyone elses, she didnt LACK morals, they just didnt apply to her!) UNTAMED and UNAFRAID and NOT defined by the man she was with, becuase she KICKED HIS ASS TOO... AND he LOVED her more for it I may add! What happened to those girls, surely I cant be the last?

Or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you know tiny little blonde girl who destroyed all things big and bad, including boys whose hearts she broke even if her own heart was always in the right place, because she was MORE than they were!  GOOD FOR HER, be ALL you can be, and you are a person ACTUAL AND WHOLE,you dont need a guy to "Complete you" because you are already COMPLETE to begin with.

Or XENA: Warrior Princess... she wasnt a fucking lesbian, she just didnt care who she loved. But SHE was girl power, that was the Amazonian woman right there, in a world where women were as strong and often stronger and MORE POWERFUL than the guys. Where did these women go? WHY have they faded from view?

WHY are we left with a frail WHINEY teenager who is worried she is too old and used up at 18, and constantly tries to commit suicide for attention, and feels like she doesnt exist without her boyfriend. WHY is this the face of an entire generation? Is this really progress? It fucking pisses me off, I think even whiney Aly Mcbeal said it best "YOUR A WOMAN; BE A MAN ABOUT IT!" (you know, suck it up, stop whining and DEAL WITH IT! YOU ARE NOT FUCKING HELPLESS, HELP YOUR SELF DAMN IT!)

OOOOH it pisses me off to see that the icon that is intended to REPRESENT MY identity has been replaced with a stupid animation of TWILIGHT and proclaiming me to be a part of "Team EDWARD"... ummm BULLSHIT, NO NO NO NOOOOOOO FUCK NO A THOUSAND DIFFERENT KINDS OF NO! I am NOT a part of anything that represents TEAM anything twilight... burn that shit! NAPALM THE HELL OUT OF IT, it doesnt just need to die, it NEEDS TO BE KILLED! SUFFERING must be inflicted upon it, and after its slow and tormented death, it needs to have acts of voodoo and witchcraft enacted to resurect its zombie ass so it can be KILLED YET AGAIN! and again an again and again!


I FUCKING HATE TWILIGHT!
IF... and its a big IF here, you want to associate ME and MY IDENTITY with a current pop culture franchise... I want to have RESIDENT EVIL TEAM ALICE! Give me the super psychic Zombie-slaying Ninja bitch queen! She represents something I can be proud to be associated with.

Take this damn twilight promotional avatar and shove it up your ass whoever forced this crap on me! FUCK YOU!

It OFFENDS ME to hijack my account and use it to promote something I am so firmly and passionately AGAINST! THAT is an invasion of my privacy, it is a personal attack on my character and belief systems, and if any of this upsets you GOOD! You upset me you fucking jackass, you DO NOT speak FOR me, so stop misrepresenting me! I have all kinds of other very choice words for you, in several languages, but thank you you lame piece of shit for ruining my fucking day. Shove a stick of dynamite up your rectum and light the fuse... because that is what it feels like you have JUST tried to do to me intelectually and personally and it is fucking insulting!

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ironic-emo-wings's avatar
I LOVE the energy You put into this :onfire:
:glomp:
and I happen to completely agree, as you might assume from our previous converstations :D